nice riddles for all to enjoy..lolx

Hi all, Feeling stressed up ? Read these. Quite funny. :)


Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei

Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao

Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer. Who was it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao

Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai

Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian

Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring ii.Taking colour photo

Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang

Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8) The one without the rubber

Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming

Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A10) "Lux" Super Rich

Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)

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i got a post; discipline head for lower sec. at first i was scared that there will be dispute, but however, none. 2m0l0, 19th august 2006, school having family day carnival. NID REPORT TO SCHOOL FOR DUTY. but nvm coz got cip hours .

WED, 16th august 2006, first day as discipline head. at the start a bit nervous.but later on a bit used liaox. CRUEL...little mistakes also must pump them. but hpoe that they wun repeat the same mistakes the next parade so no nid to punish them .....*sec 1 veri sloppy, footdrills-never lock hand, smile when doing drills* ..hope to see inprovement from them... FELLOW NCOS...WAD SHOULD I DO ???

signing off,
Zhi Cong

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